键盘侠|西蒙斯为拿奖伤敌一千自损八百|强如KD也无法在我头上砍分

Ben Simmons on DPOY race vs Gobert: “I scored 42 on him and I’m not a scorer”

本-西蒙斯谈到自己和戈贝尔的最佳防守球员之争时说：“我不是个得分手，面对爵士都砍下了42分。”

The rare double insult

76人球迷：多么罕见的双重侮辱！

[–]KnicksBandwagonBrownsFan 2778 指標 13小時前

Lmaooooo this even funnier than “you talk a lot of shit for being ass”

尼克斯球迷：笑死我了，这个比“你说的都是屁话”要有趣多了。

Simmons vs Mitchell for ROY Simmons vs Gobert for DPOY

猛龙球迷：西蒙斯和米切尔抢完最佳新秀，又来和戈贝尔抢最佳防守球员。

[–]JazzBearRedWood 28 指標 13小時前

create DROY - problem solved!

爵士球迷：设一个年度最佳防守新秀，问题解决了！

[–][CHI] Lauri MarkkanenTheAnonymousUsername 782 指標 12小時前

Simmons vs Ingles for best Australian-raised player in the league

公牛球迷：他还要和英格尔斯抢NBA最佳澳大利亚球员。

[–]Heatdont_wear_a_C 77 指標 10小時前

best Australian-raised player in the league

Disrespeck for Dellavedova

热火球迷：你这是对德拉维多瓦的不尊重！

[–][SAS] Derrick WhiteTyranicross 5 指標 8小時前

Aron Baynes has entered the chat

马刺球迷：阿隆-贝恩斯加入了群聊。

[–]76ersWhiteNoiseReddit 8 指標 4小時前

I always root for the Australian team for Patty Mills lmao

76人球迷：我永远支持澳大利亚队的帕蒂-米尔斯，笑死我了。

[–]SpursSnooRobots944 64 指標 8小時前

FIBA Patty is different

马刺球迷：世界杯的米尔斯是完全不同的！

Didn't Kyrie also have an Australian passport?

欧文不是也有澳大利亚的护照吗？

[–][CHI] Lauri MarkkanenTheAnonymousUsername 117 指標 11小時前

Yeah, didn’t grow up there though, moved when he was 2.

公牛球迷：是的，但是欧文不在那长大，两岁就搬走了。

[–]SupersonicsTheHardwoodJournal 37 指標 9小時前

He has a passport for the universe and even then it does not hold him down. He's free to go wherever his consciousness allows.

超音速球迷：欧文有通往宇宙的护照，有没有护照什么的都不能束缚住他，他的意识允许他去任何地方。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsJohn_Lives 7 指標 6小時前

He is a sovereign citizen being

猛龙球迷：他是个有主权的公民生物。

[–]Jazzchrimewave 195 指標 13小時前

gobert doesnt even acknowledge simmons though

爵士球迷：戈贝尔都不把西蒙斯放在眼里。

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardMoltk 181 指標 12小時前

Coke don't acknowledge Pepsi

马刺莱昂纳德球迷：就像可口可乐不把百事可乐放在眼里一样。

Lmaooooo this Is better than kd saying I see these dudes getting DPOYS and in my head I’m just like that guy is an easy 30.

超音速球迷：笑死我了，这总比杜兰特说得要精彩：“那些拿到DPOY的家伙，在我看来我都能在他们头上轻松砍下30分。”

[–]Heatjbenson255 3315 指標 12小時前

It’s one thing coming from Simmons but coming from Kd you brush it off because he could give anybody 30 walking out of bed

热火球迷：这话要是西蒙斯说的就还行，要是杜兰特说那完全可以不用理他，因为他睡眼惺忪都可以在任何人头上轻松砍下30分。

[–][PHI] Eric Snowgustriandos 1589 指標 12小時前*

yeah there is basically no player in NBA history KD couldn't get 30 on without breaking a sweat

76人球迷：没错，NBA历史上应该找不出人，让杜兰特做不到不出汗砍下30分的。

[–]Memphis901Mak 38 指標 11小時前

Tony Allen has entered the chat

托尼-阿伦加入了聊天。

[–]Thundervforprez2 161 指標 12小時前

Tony Allen made him sweat a lil not gonna lie. But KD getting that 30

雷霆球迷：托尼-阿伦能防得杜兰特汗流浃背，这是真的，不过杜兰特也还是砍了30分。

[–]SpursSnuggleMuffin42 218 指標 12小時前

He really improved since though. In recent years he added the ingenuous move of turning to face your defender instead of backing them up, looking straight in their eye and rising to shoot over their head like they're not there.

马刺球迷：杜兰特从那以后也变强了很多，近几年他还开发了一种天马行空的动作：持球面对着防守人而不是背打，直勾勾地盯着防守人眼镜，然后直接拔起投篮，就跟面前没人防守一样。

[–]Thundervforprez2 124 指標 12小時前

Yeah this is facts. Personally really love watching dudes operate in the mid range. It's more aesthetically pleasing to me than constantly pulling from 3

雷霆球迷：事实，我个人更喜欢看杜兰特在中距离秀操作，比起不断在外线拔三分更让我觉得有美感。

[–]Raptorsjheezecheezewheeze 6 指標 10小時前

Everyone chucks threes, whereas the only dudes shooting mid ranges are really really really good at it

猛龙球迷：所有人都在投三分，但只有那些还能投中距离的家伙，才是真的擅长三分！

[–]BruceCheney 68 指標 12小時前*

Chucking threes is generally real ugly imo unless you're one of two three dudes in the league

Edit: forgot about Klay and now I'm sad

在我看来，一直投三分的比赛真的很丑陋，除非你是那两个人之一。哦不，是三个，我忘了克莱，他受伤了真让人伤心。

[–]1121113 69 指標 10小時前

Let me guess - unless you're Joakim Noah or Shawn Marion?

让我猜猜，你想说的是，除非你是乔金-诺阿或者肖恩-马里昂？

[–]76ersvin1223 37 指標 10小時前

He means Ben Simmons and Dwight

76人球迷：他说的是本-西蒙斯和霍华德。

[–]GrizzliesAlmightyTDRJ 4186 指標 12小時前33

If I was in the league I guarantee he wouldn’t even drop 15 on me